November 25, 2005

How would Jesus celebrate Christmas?


USB Christmas Tree

"Just like the real thing except 10 times smaller and encased in a globe."

The Weekly Round-Up: 25.11.05 Breaking Business and Technology News at silicon.com

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Canon is urging companies to take better care of their office equipment during the party month of December and especially to tell their staff to fight the temptation to make copies of their backsides.

A shocking 32 per cent of Canon's 600 technicians have been called out to fix a photocopier after such an incident.

Tim Andrews, a Canon employee from London, said: "We always fit lots of new glass to copiers after New Year due to 'rear-end copying'."

Worse still, Geoff Bush from the north of England reported a case where one young lady broke the glass and jammed the scanner while making a copy of her buttocks."


local6.com

Shoppers Storm Stores; Officers Stop Fights

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ORLANDO, Fla. -- Orlando police officers were called to break up some fights between shoppers early Friday as Central Floridians flocked to stores for one of the busiest shopping days of the year, according to Local 6 News.

Line jumpers at a Best Buy at the Fashion Square Mall apparently started a fight at around 11:30 p.m. Officers responded and there were no arrests.

However, one person may be arrested for starting a fight at a Wal-Mart in east Orange County early Friday.

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